Interesting yet retarded retort

I have this friend, namely Gordon Tan Yong Long
He was saying i have fat fingers and I said the first thing I'll do is to slap him tom.
And this was what he retorted over MSN
"I slaps Show me how to love like you have loved me. Break my heart for what breaks yours with a large smelly tuna fish"
Thus, this has been the most interesting YET retarded retort I've seen over MSN for a very long time.

Credits
Gordon Tan Yong Long